Please use E-mail for anyin depth communication, or anything that requires action on my part.

Facebook Messenger

Probably the fastest and easiest way to contact me, so long as you don't require your soul.


I am in deepest, darkest Wales and have no mobile signal, so calls and SMS will not get through


For those who would like to messager me but don't like Facebook.


If you want a voice or video call, I'd appreciate a quick messagfe first to let me know.


Please feel free to bung me a tip if you enjoy my stuff, or if there's any other need for finances.